real nigga horror movie

yungkawaiiinigga:

*wife and I move into our new house* 

bae: wow :) it’s even bigger than I thought lets unpack our things.

*unpacks a creepy ass doll* 

bae: wow, how’d this get in here I haven’t seen this since my childhood..I swore we threw it away years ago? oh well..*she tries to put that obvious demon shit up on the dresser in our room*

me:

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therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy

bnycolew:

white-people-be-like:

When will they learn

Smh

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

egberts:

bikinipowerbottom:

Guy on the right is like “Girl bye”

guy on the left like “girl hi”

egberts:

bikinipowerbottom:

Guy on the right is like “Girl bye”

guy on the left like “girl hi”

vomology:

promo4homo:

barfing:

who remembers bettyspaghetty

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unrealistic expectations for the female body

Knees weak arms spaghetti

hanmccarthy:

mrrbrr:

wyeasttokaala:

I already liked Old Economy Steve. So, it was only natural I’d like the Scumbag Baby Boomer meme as well.

I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry.

THIS

i’ll just leave this here

northstarfan:

…and half the time they will springboard off the first vertical surface they come near, trot back to you, and insist you do it again.

from-james-to-lily:

skinnyballerinas:

I love Harry’s face. Everyone else just kind of looks down, all serious, but Harry’s like “The fuck kind of school is this?!?”

#sassy harry at it again

reasons why babies are not needed

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist

tastefullyoffensive:

‘Game of Thrones’ as other popular TV shows [ytegg]

lepreas:


mahramore:

shots fired

rockets launched

lepreas:

mahramore:

shots fired

rockets launched