i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OMGGGG
i don’t even know if i like blogging anymore it’s kinda just routine
people say the same thing about cocaine
you fucking moron you dont inject cocaine
excuse u i injected 5 cocaines i bet you havnt even drank one marijuana
What letter comes after the s?
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
The kids have it all figured out.
i’m actually really glad i saw this, wow
That last one….
I HAVE TO DO A PROJECT ON AUSTRIA AND I JUST DID THE WHOLE FUCKING THING ON AUSTRALIA
It looks like your grade is going …… down under
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
One could not even HOPE for a better reaction to the surprise of licking a lime.
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
